Sunday, April 02, 2006
oneTWOthreefourFIVE!oh wow hilary. yaye for me too because i am posting in absence of my on hiatusey blog.
today hilary hongheeheehaahaahoho went to nicole's house and had loads of fun. and laughter.
and me?
i got ballet.
from 3pm to 10.20pm in the NIGHT. what the hell. my teacher extended the time. whatever. who cares. we had break like about 15 minutes, hello, like every 2 and a half hours.
i have a blister the size of a bubble from my right little toe. i have the itchy urge to pop it. only it'll get infected..
it's pointe work the whole day. yaye pointe shoe is made out of WOOD, for your information. would you care to try it on? three word: break a leg. nuff said.
only good part is, because i go home late in the night, it's an easy issue to whip out my pointe shoe and conk it over the head of any potentional rapist. hurrah.
my teacher yelled at me for not tying my hair into a ballet bun. nehneh. and the worst part is, she brought extra gell and pins and nets, so she did it for me. alamak. she tyed it so tight, when i took it out just now, believe me, but i positively looked like Medusa. snake tendrils and all. only my daddy sez i look like Barbie.
HELLO, BARBIE?
babi is more like it.
my teacher wants to to wear a white low-cut leotard.
WHITE.
on top of that. she wants to get NIPPLE TAPES. because apparently my nipples stand at attention when i wear WHITE.
WHO ASKED ME TO WEAR WHITE, MAY I ASK?
idiot. of course when she said that my nipples are visible, everyone in my dance class looked to see if it were true. NEHNEH LAHHHHH. i was extremely maluated.
so i retorted that i dont have, i'll just cut masking tape with a aid of a fifty-cent coin and slap it on my pokey nipple.
and she said "WHATEVER."
dont whatever me, miss kee.
stacey's lending me a pair for performance day, lol.
yayeeeeee i ate at macdonalds with joylynnnnnn and she made me laugh like an asssholleeeee, but then, who doesnt. making me laugh is an easy matter.
tomorrow we are changing places. i will be missing my ex tablematey-ohs so,so much.
A TWO FIVER THREW A TANTRUM AT 11:00 PM.
